THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW

43 - Meatballs made from minced off cuts and offal mixed with herbs

Dave turns heads at the BBC with his stand up comedy resulting in a search for faggots.
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Episode 42 - What do we say to the God of Death?

Dave tries comedy therapy and becomes the talk of the grapevine, gets cold called by a comedy mentor and is further comedy coached by Ben. 
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Episode 40 - Man's Best Friend

David gets a call which enables him to talk publicly about dogs with Brian, a prize is given, tears are shed and Ben Silversmith calls to offer Dave some Comedy Therapy. 
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Episode 38 - VD Day: Victory in Derby

After eating one ton of Japanese rice, the rats launch an all out assault on Gill Convenience Store after a terrorist attack. Jagpesh and Dave are the only ones there to defend the onslaught, but it is only Wong who can save the day. 
 
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Episode 37 - Selective dementia and something else I can't remember

Brian can't remember, an unwelcome leaving gift, 12 packs of butter and a driving mosque.
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Episode 36 - Six tons of Japanese rice and a floppy wand

Reminiscing, an unexpected delivery, arguing with an emperor, meowing ingredients and sourcing balloons for the North West's premier children's entertainer. 
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Episode 35 - Posters in the window

Rubbing it through a sari, BBC test Dave, the recent ruling, 6 tons of rice and Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Episode 34 - Pissing in condensed milk AKA a pint of c*m and a packet of digestives

Dave gives up on a micro penis, starts a new job, meets new brother and takes his first tentative steps back towards hosting his breakfast show again. 
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Episode 33 - It's nice to catch up

Brian is starving, Jenny phones up with an update about her race transition, Dave and Gurjit reconcile and Ben calls in asking for help turning a hobby into his profession. 
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Episode 32 - The flapping of wings

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