THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW

Episode 35 - Posters in the window

Rubbing it through a sari, BBC test Dave, the recent ruling, 6 tons of rice and Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Episode 34 - Pissing in condensed milk AKA a pint of c*m and a packet of digestives

Dave gives up on a micro penis, starts a new job, meets new brother and takes his first tentative steps back towards hosting his breakfast show again. 
Full episode is 45 mins long, with the whole episode on the Patreon! That's right! It's not like I can tour this so gimme 50p for an episode FFS. The others have subsidised you long enough. This isn't Cuba. 

Episode 33 - It's nice to catch up

Brian is starving, Jenny phones up with an update about her race transition, Dave and Gurjit reconcile and Ben calls in asking for help turning a hobby into his profession. 
The conversation with Ben is the entire reason most of this podcast is Patreon only!
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Episode 32 - The flapping of wings

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Episode 31 - Only if you push back...

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Episode 30 - Best Medicine

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Episode 29 - Help lie in

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Episode 28 - Hell plying

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EPISODE 27 - Help Lion

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Episode 26 - Judgement Day

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